found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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