I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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