After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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