I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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