I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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