I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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