Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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