Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
