Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
