one two three fourrrrnication!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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