what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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