What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
