You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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