the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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