i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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