people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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