bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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