I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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