Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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