bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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