I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!