I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
NoShamevember. You game?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.