oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today