dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.