Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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