So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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