It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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