so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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