Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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