i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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