I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
