i think my tv is drunk
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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