just tell him i said nine months
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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