i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Randomize
