Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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