no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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