I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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