I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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