I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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