I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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