no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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