bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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