Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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