My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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