Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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