STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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