i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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