we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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