How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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