I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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