Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream