and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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