Do you still have your period?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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