somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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