Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My pussy is not your playground.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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