How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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