Got a toothbrush?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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