She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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