I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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