I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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