She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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