who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
need another drink. this is the easiest way
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do plants get herpes?
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